Don’t you hate that? You have this great idea for an earth-shattering blog post that is going to shatter the darkness of the world and bring about world peace, but you forget to write it down.

So now as I sit at my computer, I am void of anything worthy of saying, so I end up filling up space with an obnoxious post lamenting the loss of something that never really existed.

Don’t you hate that?

Now the world must continue to endure untold wars, famine and over-rated celebrities just because of my poor memory.

I owe you all a sincere apology.

And I had it all written out but I seem to have misplaced it.