1. I don’t like coffee.  

2. I don’t understand how to order a non-coffee product.

3. So noisy, I couldn’t understand how to order a non-coffee product.

4. All I wanted was an ice lemon tea.

5. Then she asked the question. We have two kinds of tea – blah or blah.  See it was too noisy. I couldn’t understand her.

6. I panicked and said black.

7. She panicked because my response didn’t make sense.

8. Then I said, ok, whatever, I just want tea.

9. Then I got a sweetened beverage that didn’t taste like tea. Plus it was red in color.

10. I just wanted ice lemon tea. 

11. I don’t like coffee.