Did you see this one? A 69-year-old Dutch man is suing to legally change his age to 49. This is not on the Babylon Bee or The Onion where it seems more fitting. Some of the gems which come out of the article include how he feels discriminated against when trying to find work or trying to hook-up with someone on the dating app Tinder.
Quote: “We live in a time when you can change your name and change your gender. Why can’t I decide my own age?”
Just let that one stew for a while.
I don’t fault this man at all. I applaud his creativity, actually. What, I believe, gets the biggest chuckle is the fact that the court will rule on this within the next four weeks.
Let me say that again: the courts will rule on this.
What’s puzzling is that the court didn’t immediately toss it out as frivolous. Do they not have more pressing legal issues than ruling whether by legal decree that a court has the authority to countermand 20 revolutions of the sun? Talk about pretentiousness! What kind of a court do they think they have?
Here’s one maybe I’ll see in my realm one day. Let’s say a student comes to me and says that he or she will not accept the 69% they earned on their test. That number is discriminatory, they might say. That number doesn’t reflect their actual ability. They could have done better if they studied more, so therefore I am judging their knowledge and habits, not their potential knowledge or their actual intelligence. That number is discriminatory because some universities will think that they don’t belong at their school. A poor grade might prevent them from getting a job. They might be looked down as being unintelligent and another might not want to date them because of it. “Shouldn’t I be able to choose my own grade? Who are you, Mr. Teacher, to judge me?” they might ask.
How might a teacher respond? “I’ll have a ruling within four weeks.”
Yeah, for some reason, I don’t think that would fly.
I wish the man all the best in trying to get the most out of life. Your age is how you feel. Who cares what your birth certificate says.
Ahhh – more fodder for writing. There is never a lack of clever twists.