When Was the Last Time an Author Graced the Cover of a Novel? Probably never.

There's a reason why novelists don't put their photos on the cover of their books the same way the latest hip-hop stars pose on theirs. Let's face it: novelists hide in dark quiet corners, hunched over a screen, tapping out nerdy words for hours on end. Novelists have disheveled hair, four-eyed faces, pale skin,  rounded-waistlines [...]